I like Katherine Harris

I find her classy. Once you look past her understated makeup, her demure persona - you'll see there's a lady with a razor-sharp mind who's ready to carve her way to the top.

And yet, Katie doesn't hide her assets. Some women in politics try to play down their femininity - concerned that a tight-fitting shirt might send the wrong message. But boys, not this lady. When she's on TV, she turns sideways. Sure, it's harder to have a conversation with the host this way - but it tells the people at home everything they need to know: "I have boobies."

It seems, however, that Katherine Harris is now in a bit of a pickle. I find this surprising. In the past I've been impressed by her record - standing up to Big Science, for example. Now, apparently it's illegal to take $32,000 in bribes from an arms dealer in exchange for promising government contracts. I didn't know this. I don't think Katie knew this. When you get down to it, it's the nebulous morass of campaign finance laws that are to blame. I say we hold these laws accountable. Yes, that's it exactly.