Michelle Malkin looks like she was drawn by a marginally accomplished 8th grade art student

"You've done an outstanding job, Cameron, however the eyes are different sizes and the mouth is sort of off to one side"

I like that convicted felon Oliver North uses a 15 year old headshot

I recently read the first paragraph of an article on Townhall.com by convicted-felon-who-sold-arms-to-terrorists-in-Iran Oliver North about why non-convicted-felon-who-did-not-sell-arms-to-any-terrorists-anywhere (that I am aware of) John Kerry is a terrible person, and I was surprised at how little Oliver North has aged since his mugshot was taken (for selling arms to terrorists in Iran):


Then I looked him up on Wikipedia, and found that he's actually much older and fatter than when his mugshot was taken.



I met Oliver North on a book tour in 1990 or 1991, and he was much thinner then. He was still a convicted felon, but at least he wasn't a -fat- convicted felon.

Eyebrow-waxing, eyeshadow-wearing House Majority Leader John Boehner says Delay was "Talented"

I understand they had a close relationship.